News flash! Local woman makes bold statement that fire is indeed hot.
The long running superhero epic The Girl On Fire rockets rapidly towards its staggering conclusion!
Actually, no. No, it doesn't. Much like its overblown cast, it seems to just stand around for a while (in its underwear), pretty much unsure of what to do while it rehashes old plot points (both of them) and repeats itself a few more times. All pains are taken to make sure that nobody does anything (except Phoenix) and that everybody is put out of action (except Phoenix) while they all get filled in on an improbable origin story (except Black Flame - wait, when did he get here?). So join our heroes (?) for... Um, not really much... If you want to... Actually, I'm sure you've got better things to do than take part in The Girl On Fire. The fic certainly doesn't.
Riffers: Dan, Maya Gold, Celena Harte and Tsuneo Tateo
Written by: Zogster